CECE

ok so with the dance – no, move your arms like this

TORI

hey you're pushing me out the frame

CECE

well maybe you should've like dressed better

TORI

oh Cece, please stop acting like such a bitch, please!

CECE

ok, whatever I'm sorry I have a fatty ok?

CECE

Jesus Tori, I'm not asking alot here!

TORI

What? Bro – don't give me that look!

TORI

Bro oh my god, you're driving me crazy!

CECE

Yeah yeah whatever. I don't give a fuck.

CECE

You keep practicing those moves, I think I got a call.

CECE

Oh my god! I almost didn't see you! - - You must be the new girl!

CECE

I thought I heard someone out here!

CECE

Wait, why don't I know you? You transferred right?

CECE

Well don't just stand there, come in!

CECE

Uh, let me go get Tori, just a sec.

TORI

Oh my god, hi, how are you?

TORI

oh it's so nice to meet you. I love your fit, you look so pretty!

CECE

yeah, you look really pretty!

TORI

I just told her that

CECE

well i'm telling her too, hoe.

TORI

Cunt.

CECE

Well, come in! Make yourself at home…

CECE

I'm just going to close the door, we were just having lunch, I'm on a diet though - - do you want some?

CECE

Hey, Tori! Why does my face look skinnier today?

TORI

I think it was that Gordita you ate! - -

CECE

...

CECE

wait let me get that

TORI

no, no we have a guest, we can have the voicemail pick it up

CECE

Tori no, i want to - -

TORI

Cece, please don't be rude, why -- are you expecting a phone call?

CECE

let me go get it

TORI

Cece, bro no i don't want to entertain this right now

TORI

Wait, is that my boyfriend on your phone, why is my boyfriend calling you?

CECE

Whatever, I hung up. Probably like a butt dial. I dunno.

TORI

You saw whose name that was, right? Tell me you saw it.

TORI

You know, ever since you met my boyfriend, you've always been texting when we should be hanging out.

TORI

I can see your snapscore too

TORI

Why is it that his snapscore increases at the same time as yours? Whenever I text him, he usually never replies...

TORI

...Are you dating my boyfriend you fucking whore?

TORI

and it's true maybe because I'm on my period so i'm seeing things but-

CECE

yeah you haven't been very nice to me and Lori lately, you intitled fuck.

TORI

but, you have to look at this situation and admit there's not something going on

CECE

Tori…

TORI

I mean look at that poster

TORI

You know, in english, i waste all morning copy pasting what chatgpt says for my stupid book reports nobody ever reads.

CECE

Tori, we all know that the posters are fucking shit.

TORI

Bitch...

TORI

And then it makes me think, I want to use chat-gpt to make Matt look like he's more obsessed with me for Insta.

TORI

But you know what, I tried, and they look completely amateurish and tacky.

CECE

Like your wig you dumb bitch.

CECE

Tori, you need a better wig shop, your wig glue is absolute ass.

TORI

no, SHEIN is good hoe.

TORI

If only there could be some way I could…

CECE

Tori, listen to me. Your hair is fucking gone you absolute dumb cunt, this is why your boyfriend doesn't respond to your bald ass.

TORI

I don't know. I love my boyfriend tho.

CECE

He loves me more

TORI

Excuse me bitch?

CECE

What's the deal, are you ok?

CECE

Ok, come with me, girly, we are leaving Tori's bald ass.

TORI

Cece... wha--?

CECE

Don't come with us.

CECE

She's such a little cunt